Vagrulfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome cat.

Vagrulfas created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagrulfas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagrulfas, it will make you grow a tail.

Vagrulfas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vagrulfas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Vagrulfas first in all things.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vagrulfas.