Vedcubpib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish human.

Vedcubpib created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcubpib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedcubpib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vedcubpib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vedcubpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not dye your hair white.