Quilltailflap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous lion.

Quilltailflap created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilltailflap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quilltailflap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quilltailflap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quilltailflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quilltailflap's name in vain.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Quilltailflap loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Always look after injured mice.