Gadhatspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying turtle.

Gadhatspag created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhatspag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadhatspag, it will be very unhappy.

Gadhatspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gadhatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always obey Gadhatspag's priests.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.