Fumfabgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering tortoise.

Fumfabgub created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumfabgub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumfabgub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumfabgub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fumfabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about stars.