Cendudhub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing bird.

Cendudhub created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Cendudhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cendudhub, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cendudhub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cendudhub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four doves approach from the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sit near rats.

5. Always take life seriously.