Dodort is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent dog.

Dodort created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodort, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dodort's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dodort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodort.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Never talk about fire.