Xembagsat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest crab.

Xembagsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xembagsat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembagsat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Xembagsat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xembagsat's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Xembagsat's priests.
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