Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable dove.

Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam, she will turn you into a tree.

Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four otters approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nelwabfudsaftalnellwikkam.

3. Never wear fawn stockings.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.