Popwotbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient bee.

Popwotbat created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popwotbat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popwotbat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Popwotbat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Popwotbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Popwotbat.