Gidflisgidbat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish crab.

Gidflisgidbat created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidflisgidbat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidflisgidbat, he will turn you into a snail.

Gidflisgidbat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gidflisgidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Gidflisgidbat six times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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