Mildonzog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate hyena.

Mildonzog created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mildonzog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mildonzog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mildonzog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mildonzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Mildonzog first in all things.

3. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing white tights.