Sansatlin Zaktailyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced tapir.

Sansatlin Zaktailyik created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sansatlin Zaktailyik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sansatlin Zaktailyik, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sansatlin Zaktailyik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sansatlin Zaktailyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.