Bomjiphot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring crab.

Bomjiphot created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomjiphot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomjiphot, she will destroy your home planet.

Bomjiphot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bomjiphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.