Fonyoghug is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, calm mongoose.

Fonyoghug created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Fonyoghug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fonyoghug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fonyoghug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fonyoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonyoghug.