Sislopflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered shrew.

Sislopflis created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislopflis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sislopflis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sislopflis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sislopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.