Vantonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage hyena.

Vantonk created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantonk, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vantonk, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vantonk's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Vantonk on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not take Vantonk's name in vain.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.