Gunzedrap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm gerbil.

Gunzedrap created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunzedrap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunzedrap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gunzedrap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gunzedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gunzedrap on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the west.