Nartamrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish dove.

Nartamrag created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartamrag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nartamrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nartamrag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nartamrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Nartamrag first in all things.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.