Pibsogtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful swallow.

Pibsogtarg created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibsogtarg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibsogtarg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pibsogtarg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pibsogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention capybaras.