Vadpodzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent zebra.

Vadpodzen created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadpodzen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadpodzen, it will turn you into a puffin.

Vadpodzen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vadpodzen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vadpodzen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Run away if eight turtles approach from the north.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.