Wonkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful ant.

Wonkik created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonkik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wonkik, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wonkik's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Wonkik loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never wear rings.