Dapzagdabhom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish parrot.

Dapzagdabhom created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapzagdabhom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapzagdabhom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dapzagdabhom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dapzagdabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. You must pray to Dapzagdabhom three times a day.

3. Dapzagdabhom loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.