Jentarpdub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless salamander.

Jentarpdub created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentarpdub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jentarpdub, he will turn you into a mole.

Jentarpdub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jentarpdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jentarpdub four times a day.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Jentarpdub loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention birds.