Gutdobnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered zebra.

Gutdobnad created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutdobnad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutdobnad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gutdobnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gutdobnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.