Cutlamlabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered dingo.

Cutlamlabgad created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlamlabgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutlamlabgad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cutlamlabgad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cutlamlabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.