Lenfigyar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring centaur.

Lenfigyar created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenfigyar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenfigyar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lenfigyar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lenfigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick monkeys.