Sawladjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Sawladjad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawladjad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawladjad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sawladjad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sawladjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never run near swans.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Sawladjad on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.