Negflistik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful butterfly.

Negflistik created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negflistik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Negflistik, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Negflistik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Negflistik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.