Betgutcip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, temperamental human.

Betgutcip created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Betgutcip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Betgutcip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Betgutcip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Betgutcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betgutcip.

2. You must love Betgutcip.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.