Nillapzast is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured jackal.

Nillapzast created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillapzast, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillapzast, he will be very unhappy.

Nillapzast's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nillapzast's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white coats.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.