Tombestcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing bear.

Tombestcuss created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tombestcuss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tombestcuss, he will be very sad.

Tombestcuss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tombestcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never wear scarves.