Bog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring fly.

Bog created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bog, he will turn you into a tree.

Bog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bog first in all things.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Pray towards the north.