Pancibyokvilyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet squid.

Pancibyokvilyatt created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pancibyokvilyatt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pancibyokvilyatt, it will turn you into a goat.

Pancibyokvilyatt's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pancibyokvilyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pancibyokvilyatt.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.