Flagqueegnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, amazing swan.

Flagqueegnurl created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagqueegnurl, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagqueegnurl, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flagqueegnurl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flagqueegnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flagqueegnurl.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.