Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective manatee.

Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun, it will manifest in front of you.

Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rakdavdut Boncamladmonrandonbogdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the south.