Banbad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating butterfly.

Banbad created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banbad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Banbad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Banbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Put Banbad first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.