Afkansadingfobhuglim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable walrus.

Afkansadingfobhuglim created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Afkansadingfobhuglim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Afkansadingfobhuglim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Afkansadingfobhuglim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Afkansadingfobhuglim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Afkansadingfobhuglim first in all things.

2. You must love Afkansadingfobhuglim.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt foxes.