Rangemfed is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous salamander.

Rangemfed created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rangemfed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rangemfed, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rangemfed's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rangemfed's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rangemfed first in all things.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry doves.