Safkenkem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical gnu.

Safkenkem created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safkenkem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safkenkem, it will turn you into a slug.

Safkenkem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Safkenkem's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Safkenkem loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your chest blue.

5. Safkenkem must be the most important thing in your life.