Fedbenmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful grasshopper.

Fedbenmip created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedbenmip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedbenmip, he will cry a lot.

Fedbenmip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fedbenmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Never write about cell theory.