Cumcadbut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful newt.

Cumcadbut created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumcadbut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumcadbut, it will make you grow a tail.

Cumcadbut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cumcadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.