Didranwab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty shark.

Didranwab created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didranwab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didranwab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Didranwab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Didranwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Didranwab.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didranwab.