Veenfemcim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty rat.

Veenfemcim created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfemcim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veenfemcim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veenfemcim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Veenfemcim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not chop down trees.