Lidwegvid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Lidwegvid created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidwegvid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidwegvid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidwegvid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lidwegvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.