Omtbotpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy bat.

Omtbotpan created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbotpan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtbotpan, she will make you grow a tail.

Omtbotpan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Omtbotpan's Holy Commandments

1. Omtbotpan loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Always help mice.

5. Pray towards the west.