Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful pigeon.

Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kimwangigtit Bellsidstaf Kopgoflig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never skip near mice.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.