Jipzeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent rhinoceros.

Jipzeb created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Jipzeb, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jipzeb, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jipzeb's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jipzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always obey Jipzeb's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.