Wabyoknull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind badger.

Wabyoknull created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Wabyoknull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabyoknull, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wabyoknull's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wabyoknull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.