Loopnanbod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring skunk.

Loopnanbod created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Loopnanbod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Loopnanbod, it will turn you into a worm.

Loopnanbod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Loopnanbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.